when skies are grey, you're pink lemondade

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dailyotter: GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket Someone...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:24:36 -0400

GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket

Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

-ponyboy-: itsonlyyforever: honk-kong: jillbiden: the queen...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:22:34 -0400

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

pretzel-swirl: meow-fuck: If you were having a bad day, here...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:23:16 -0400

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

alexmarial: I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:22:49 -0400

alexmarial:

I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine

this is killing me

edwardspoonhands: “One child is holding something that’s been...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:21:05 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

“One child is holding something that’s been banned in America to protect them. Guess which one?”

Well to be fair, the book isn’t banned “in America” it’s banned “in some American schools.” Whereas the assault rifle is also not banned in America, but is banned in all American schools.

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Best purchase of the year arrived today! #theelephantbook

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:07:17 -0400

Best purchase of the year arrived today! #theelephantbook

true-ameriking: Fred Durst, Dance Master these are killing me.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 14:34:44 -0400

true-ameriking:

Fred Durst, Dance Master

these are killing me.

thegirlwho-sassed: I WOULD SLEEP IN A FUCKING TENT OUTSIDE OF...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:53:08 -0400

thegirlwho-sassed:

I WOULD SLEEP IN A FUCKING TENT OUTSIDE OF THE CINEMA’S FOR WEEKS, IF THEY RELEASED A MOVIE WITH EVERY-FUCKING-DETAIL.

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dontpaniicitsorganiic: THIS is what I’ve been waiting for.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:13:55 -0400

dontpaniicitsorganiic:

THIS is what I’ve been waiting for.

10knotes: samspurpletoothbrush: SOMEONE MADE THIS POST...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:11:32 -0400

10knotes:

samspurpletoothbrush:

SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER

WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

I

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:50:23 -0400

lolsofunny: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:35:33 -0400

lolsofunny:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

windy-boy: shuckyule: i wonder if this guy ever got to the...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:25:40 -0400

windy-boy:

shuckyule:

i wonder if this guy ever got to the position

yes

Tumblr people vs normal people

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:22:13 -0400

Tumblr people vs normal people

wicked-seduction: lolzpicx: I’M FUCKING CRYING

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:20:39 -0400

wicked-seduction:

lolzpicx:

I’M FUCKING CRYING

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